1. Wanting to write funny things. (Someday @DCComedyWriters)
2. How much gesticulating is too much gesticulating.
3. Asking a friend how to use Facebook, because I’m generally confused about how it might benefit my life. (Thanks, Will)
4. My completely unpronounceable website name (nam raj ATTAK?, nam ROG itak?), and relatedly, my entirely nondistinctive name.
5. The desire to play ALL THE WEIRD VIDEO GAMES. (This one, and this one, and this one, and this whole website.)
6. Fear blogging.